No mallet is more painful than mine.

Dearest beings of earth,

It is I, Brotacleaze, here to tell you about my mallet of pain. You see, most try to usurp my power as a god because they are unaware of my painful mallet that I wield. I'm not sure why but this is my warning.....to everyone.

Sincerely,
Your Roamin' God
Brotacleaze....painful mallet wielder.